/next
friend: i'm going somewhere do you want me to get you something
me: get
me: DOWN yureru mawaru fureru setsunai kimochi

gurlukovich:

get well soon mr kojima..

aresnakesreal:

this should not be as funny as it is

pharoahsectotherm:

sapientpawnkeeper:

somebody should write an essay comparing and contrasting tina from bob’s burgers and meg from family guy and explain why tina hit the mark for respectfully portraying the awkward teenage years and why meg is a huge fucking insensitive joke that isn’t even funny

Tina is a character, Meg is a punchline. 

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'


Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.


pre-weeb: oh, those Japanese cartoon things! I saw an episode of sailor moon once
naruto phase: I love naruto!!!! Itadakimasu! *attempts to use chopsticks on instant ramen* jutsuuuuu! *does naruto run up tree, falls on ass*
the Full Weeb: IM REALLY KAWAII ANIME IS MY LIFE BAKA BAKA BAKA
post-naruto: naruto is so lame and overrated. anyone who likes is a baka. I watch the REAL anime, like vampire knight and soul eater. Desu
post-weeb: anime is for babies. I hate anime, fucking weeaboos need to stop clogging up this earth
accidentally finding an anime I like: it's just one, I'm not a weeb or anything. I just appreciate this ONE show regardless of the medium.
weeb-in-denial: I... I'm not a weeb... okay maybe I am. I'm so sorry. Gomen
post-weeb weeb: Y'ALL BITCHES BETTER CALL ME SENPAI

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE

I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words

You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!

Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

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We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

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He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.

Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.

Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.

YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

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It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

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BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED

The fanbase is annoying as hell

But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

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That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

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(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”

SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.

  • PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
  • HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
  • HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
  • HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
  • HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
  • HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
  • IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW

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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES

I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.